What’s New at Liv Films?

Jed Gillen | Videos | Monday, March 3rd, 2008

May 12, 2008

Here’s an ancient one that I’ll bet you haven’t seen (or have long ago forgotten):

Ridiculous as this may seem, this is our all-time top rated video on Metacafe. Probably because many Metacafe visitors don’t speak English. And because ratings on Metacafe videos have absolutely no correlation to how good something is.

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May 5, 2008

New video! Special thanks to Destination Creation for their awesome boob job animation!

The only job experience you need to work at Hooters… is BOOB job experience!

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May 2, 2008

Hey, everybody. Just checking in because it’s been a little while. We are just putting the finishing touches on a new video that we think you’ll like (it features the ever-hilarious William Kidd, the ever-hot Kaila Yu, and– of course– Mona, as well as an awesome animation by Destination Creation)– check back in a couple of days.

We are also anticipating the launch of District Lines new Liv Films-themed t-shirt line. It’ll be a small selection at first, but if you guys like them, they’ll make more. I don’t want to give anything away, but if wanted to (re-)acquaint yourself with the following two videos, that might be a good idea…

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April 22, 2008

New video! Sex battles Jesus for video supremacy…

Has the son of God finally met his match?

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April 17, 2008

Finally! Sorry for the delay. This is the first in what might become a series of video bios.

The irony of this video is that, if no one watches it, the irony of this fact will be lost on them.

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April 15, 2008

Uh… did I say Tuesday? I meant to say, uh… we’ll have a new one on as soon as we possibly can, which, god-willing, will be sometime in 2008…

April 13, 2008

We usually like to have a new video for you on Sunday night/Monday morning, but this week it just didn’t happen for some reason. Sorry about that everyone. We hope you’ll consider checking back with us and making our latest effort a part of your Tuesday instead. In the meantime, please enjoy this one, if you happened to miss it the first time around:

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April 7, 2008

We made a series of videos a couple of months ago in which hot girls talk about alcohol. Seemed like a winning formula– pretty girls and drinking– but, in hindsight, it really wasn’t our best work. So… we made one last one in an attempt to correct the errors of the first four:

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And here, in order to save you a click, are the original four:

April 4, 2008

Nothing new to report. I just didn’t want that crappy old “Metacafe Prayer” video to remain at the top of the site for too long. We should have a brand new video for you Monday. In the meantime, here’s a fairly recent one that, if you timed your blink just right, you just might have missed:

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April 2, 2008

Congratulations to Kipkay… winner of our Baby Jesus Potato auction! This is kind of exciting for us because he is an online video producer whose work we greatly admire. You can find a link to his site over there on the right somewhere, or watch this old video of ours in which he made a cameo:

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It’s kind of Metacafe-specific, so if you don’t get it, that’s probably why. Non-Metacafe users, you’ll probably want to watch Getting the F*ck Out of the Way instead. It’s our latest effort and is starting to get pretty viral. You should probably email it out to all of your friends so they’ll know you’re cool.

Finally, we just put up a couple of new pictures of Mona that were taken at a red carpet event a few days ago…
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March 31, 2008

Don’t you hate it when you’re walking down the sidewalk and the person in front of you suddenly stops without warning? Or when idiots park their grocery cart right in the middle of the aisle? Or when the person at the front of the line at the bank has to be summoned by the teller 3 or 4 times before they realize it’s their turn? We do too. Here’s our solution:

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March 30, 2008

It’s day five of our seven-day “Baby Jesus Potato” auction, and ebay still hasn’t seen fit to add it to their newest listings. So… the auction remains visible only to people who we’ve referred directly, and those who just happen to be searching ebay for “baby jesus potato”. Maybe it’s just me, but I’m pretty sure that’s not how it’s supposed to work. Uh, ebay… online auctions is the ONLY thing your company does… it just seems like you should be better at it than this…

Of course, what’s bad news for our attempted publicity stunt is good news for anyone who actually wants to win the stupid potato. You can follow the link below if you’re interested and bid with the assurance that no members of the general public are able to bid against you…

Screw ebay.

We should have a new video online in a few days. In the meantime, please enjoy this one that has nothing to do with anything:

This is one of the first we ever did. Ah, to be young and stupid again…

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March 26, 2008

Well, it’s about time we had a miracle around here! Jesus is back– this time in the form of a starchy tuber. Naturally, we’re hoping to profit from it…

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March 24, 2008

It worked for Paris Hilton and Pamela Anderson. It worked less well for Screech. Nonetheless, we figure it’s time we tried it for ourselves: a graphic amateur sex tape:

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March 22, 2008

Here’s a new banner, created by the lovely Mona Gillen herself. You will be the coolest kid in town if you put this on your website, blog or myspace page (plus you’ll be helping us out a lot and we’ll really appreciate it!). Just copy and paste the code below:

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<a href="http://www.livfilms.com"><img src="http://www.livfilms.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/beerdietgreen.gif"></a>

Oh, and if you don’t get the reference? Where ya been? Here’s the Miracle Beer Diet video:

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March 20, 2008

New video! The final, tension-filled episode of our reality show “I Wanna Liv Forever” (oh, and also the first episode…)

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March 15, 2008

Happy St. Patrick’s Day– right up there with Cinco de Mayo, Mardi Gras and Oktoberfest among the greatest holidays ever invented!

We expect to be sufficiently recovered to post a new video on 3/18. In the meantime, please enjoy the closest thing to a St. Patrick’s Day video we’ve got: Mona demonstrating proper Boilermaker technique. (Make sure to watch to the end, btw; no camera tricks used!)

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want to post this greeting on a friend’s myspace page or something? That would be awesome! Just copy and paste this code: <a href="http://www.livfilms.com"><img src="http://www.livfilms.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/stpaddys.jpg"></a>

March 13, 2008

New video about conspiracy theories and proper headgear.  It is, perhaps, on the unusual side, but we hope you’ll find it amusing.

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March 12, 2008

We should have another new video on tomorrow– it’s a pretty weird one, but it kind of seemed like a funny idea to us, so we hope you’ll like it too.  Check back with us and let us know what you think.

In the meantime, maybe you can help us with our newest promotional scheme: getting popular on StumbleUpon.  If you don’t know what that is, well… maybe you want to check it out.  But if you are a regular stumbler, please help us out by clicking on this link and posting something nice:

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Thanks so much!

Oh, and here’s another video from the archives that you might enjoy.  It’s actually one of our most popular of all time, but lately it just doesn’t get the clicks it once did…

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March 9, 2008

New video!

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March 8, 2008

As per usual, Metacafe is experiencing some glitches, so we haven’t been able to get the new video on yet.  It’s a good one though, and you’re not going to want to miss it.  So, here’s an idea… if you’re not on our mailing list yet, why not sign up right now (over there to your far right)?  That way you’ll be the first to know when the new video is finally up.

Not much new today.  Just some Anna Bohn photos if you’re into that kind of thing (click below for full set):

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March 5, 2008

Lots of new photos.  The main photo page

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Still kind of sucks, but we’re working on getting that organized and adding more photos to the site soon as well.  You’ll also notice that there are now links to photos from many videos and from all of the bios, so if you want to see pictures of Mona, for example, you can click on the link that says

Photos of Mona Gillen.

and you won’t have to waste your time wading through pictures of, say, me and Will.

We’ve done a lot of filming over the past 2-3 days, and should have two new videos done very shortly.  In the meantime, here’s one from our recent series that has kind of gotten lost in the shuffle:

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It features Kaila Yu, for Christ’s sake; that is reason enough to watch it right there!

March 3, 2008

What’s new?  Well, for starters, we now have a “What’s New at Liv Films?” page, where we’ll keep you up to date on, uh… what’s new… here at Liv Films.  If you don’t care what’s new and just want to start watching videos, you can go ahead and click on the new “new releases” button (or on any of the other handy category buttons) on the right.  They look like this:

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And are intended to make navigating the site a little bit easier.

You may also notice that we have new buttons for our various performers as well that look like this:

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I am currently working on finally adding some biographical information about the performers who appear in our videos, but what we have already changed on the Bio pages, however, is that all videos are now searchable by performer– so, for example, if you are a big Anna Bohn fan, it is now easier than ever to find all of the videos that she has done with us.  Click on her name above to see how this works.  We are currently working on a similar function for photos and hope to have that done shortly.  We will also be adding many more photos in the near future as well.

Finally, we have begun adding banners to our site, in an effort to get more people with websites, blogs, MySpace pages, etc., to link to us.  Please, please consider putting up our link on whatever sites or pages you might have.  We’ll be happy to link back to you; just send an email to jedgillen@gmail.com.

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