If you’re not familiar with Metacafe, you might want to skip this one. But if you are a video producer or frequent user of that site, then you can probably relate and might enjoy the special guest appearance…

Credits:

written & directed by: Jed Gillen
featuring: Mona Gillen & Kipkay
video editing/cinematography by: Mona Gillen
music & sound editing by: Jed Gillen

Pandering at its worst (or best?). Based upon the dumbest, oldest cliche in the world, this video has been phenomonally successful due to its promise (and delivery) of butt crack. We’re not terribly proud of our work here and have long hoped that this video would eventually fade into obscurity. That’s never going to happen though, is it?

Credits:

written & directed by: Jed Gillen
featuring: Mona Gillen
video editing/cinematography by: Mona Gillen
music & sound editing by: Jed Gillen

This video is sort of the prototype for the later Hidden Camera Sex Tape: it is designed to appeal to those who enjoyed Paris Hilton’s home movies. The main difference is that, while we actually put some effort into Hidden Camera Sex Tape, this is just slapped-together crap.

Credits:

featuring: Mona Gillen
video editing/cinematography by: Jed Gillen
music & sound editing by: Jed Gillen

This, the sequel to Ridiculous MySpace Messages, has proven to be about four times more popular than the original.  Never underestimate the value of a sexy thumbnail.

Credits:

written & directed by: Jed Gillen
featuring: Mona Gillen
video editing/cinematography by: Mona Gillen
music & sound editing by: Jed Gillen

People write stupid messages to a girl they don’t know on MySpace. She publicly ridicules them.

Credits:

written & directed by: Jed Gillen
featuring: Mona Gillen
video editing/cinematography by: Mona Gillen
music & sound editing by: Jed Gillen

Metacafe has traditionally been dominated by how-to videos. When people kept telling us that we’d do better if we switched from underwear videos to how-to’s, we took it very much to heart and created this fake how-to that doesn’t actually teach you how to do anything and features a girl in her underwear.

This video hasn’t really been all that popular anywhere except for on iFilm, whose staff took the liberty of changing the name to “How to Wash Your Pussy”.  About 200,000 people have clicked on it and, presumably, been horribly disappointed.

Credits:

written & directed by: Jed Gillen
featuring: Mona Gillen & Sam
video editing/cinematography by: Mona Gillen
music & sound editing by: Jed Gillen

(Note: no animals were harmed– or drugged– during the making of this video. He’s just really relaxed about being bathed!)

A girl walks into a room. Her clothes start disappearing. People cheer. Her clothes start coming back. People boo. Then they cheer again.

Credits:

featuring: Mona Gillen
video editing by: Mona Gillen
music & sound editing by: Jed Gillen