We’re very happy with California’s recent gay marriage ruling and, if voters follow our advice in November, we can make things even better…

A bumpersticker that will simultaneously piss off ultra right wingers and the morbidly obese (also available on t-shirts and stuff). Check it out… in the Liv Films Store.

This just might be our favorite Liv Films item: the “Repent Sinners” lobster apron! The small print is the quote from Leviticus in which eating shellfish is condemned in the same terms as gay marriage. Repent! If you’re not the apron type, you can get this on something else as well, but admit it… you’re the apron type… the Liv Films Store.

Credits:

written & directed by: Jed Gillen
featuring: Mona Gillen & Jed Gillen
video editing/cinematography by: Mona Gillen
music & sound editing by: Jed Gillen

Overcrowding is a problem in urban areas, but a much bigger problem is the fact that a large proportion of the population is fat and stupid. Let’s lay down some ground rules before this gets out of hand…
Since the release of “Getting the Fuck Out of the Way”, people getting the fuck out of the way is up 15% nationally! Help us spread the word with this t-shirt, available… in the Liv Films Store.

Credits:

written & directed by: Jed Gillen
featuring: Mona Gillen, Anna Bohn, William Kidd & Matthew Davis
video editing/cinematography by: Mona Gillen
music & sound editing by: Jed Gillen

The original “Brushing Teeth in Undies” (which is shown in its entirety at the beginning of this remake) was shot in July 2007 and was our very first viral video success, having been watched by over 200,000 people.  In February 2008, Metacafe introduced a new rule and removed this video, among others, from their site.  Not to be deterred, we created this new, “cinematic” version and re-uploaded it.  See what you think of the changes…

Yes! The official, completely awesome “Brushing Teeth in Undies” movie poster can be purchased and hung on your own wall at home… the Liv Films Store.

Credits:

written & directed by: Jed Gillen
featuring: Jed Gillen & Mona Gillen
video editing/cinematography by: Mona Gillen
music & sound editing by: Jed Gillen

This is our cult classic. It was a miserable failure in terms of view total, but remains an underground, oft-quoted, favorite among a select group of people. Give it a chance… “lessen yer scared”…

The text here is kind of small. It says: “Well, I got some vodka and stuff in my truck… Lessen yer scared!” The original line, of course, is vodka and pot, but they won’t let us say that. Technically, pot’s illegal, you know. Anyway, please check it out… in the Liv Films store.

Credits:

written & directed by: Jed Gillen
voices by: Jed Gillen
video editing/cinematography by: Mona Gillen
music & sound editing by: Jed Gillen
featuring: Jude as “Tatiana”

As is often the case, a last minute addition is the best part of the video. Two hot girls chasing each other around in underwear and jeans– that’s all well and good. But a cowboy with a guitar case for some reason following them? Now there’s your movie…

Credits:

written & directed by: Jed Gillen
featuring: Mona Gillen, Anna Bohn & William Kidd
video editing/cinematography by: Mona Gillen
music & sound editing by: Jed Gillen
special thanks to: Couture Candy

Our follow-up to the popular Bad Role Model video of several months ago.  Will there someday be a Worst Role Model as well? Time will tell…

Credits:

written & directed by: Jed Gillen
featuring: Mona Gillen
video editing/cinematography by: Mona Gillen
music & sound editing by: Jed Gillen 

Mona has four tattoos. A year or two from now, Mona won’t have any tattoos. Here is some graphic footage of the painful procedure required to bring her from here to there. Think, kids: do you really want to have some stupid design on your ankle/arm/stomach for the rest of your life?

Credits:

written & directed by: Jed Gillen
featuring: Mona Gillen
video editing by: Mona Gillen
music & sound editing by: Jed Gillen
special thanks to: Tattoo MD

This is our parody of the pointless “flexible girl” and “modeling” videos that enjoyed a brief period of popularity on Metacafe a while back.

Credits:

written & directed by: Jed Gillen
featuring: Mona Gillen
video editing/cinematography by: Mona Gillen
music & sound editing by: Jed Gillen

Metacafe has traditionally been dominated by how-to videos. When people kept telling us that we’d do better if we switched from underwear videos to how-to’s, we took it very much to heart and created this fake how-to that doesn’t actually teach you how to do anything and features a girl in her underwear.

This video hasn’t really been all that popular anywhere except for on iFilm, whose staff took the liberty of changing the name to “How to Wash Your Pussy”.  About 200,000 people have clicked on it and, presumably, been horribly disappointed.

Credits:

written & directed by: Jed Gillen
featuring: Mona Gillen & Sam
video editing/cinematography by: Mona Gillen
music & sound editing by: Jed Gillen

(Note: no animals were harmed– or drugged– during the making of this video. He’s just really relaxed about being bathed!)

A girl walks into a room. Her clothes start disappearing. People cheer. Her clothes start coming back. People boo. Then they cheer again.

Credits:

featuring: Mona Gillen
video editing by: Mona Gillen
music & sound editing by: Jed Gillen