We made a video series called “portraits in intoxication” in which various hot girls talk about the history of various alcoholic drinks. It was classic pandering and the end result kind of sucked, so we made one final episode to make fun of ourselves for the failure of our earlier attempt. This one features a girl in an extremely short skirt shaking her butt around and saying the word “butt” repeatedly. Good stuff…

Credits:

written & directed by: Jed Gillen
featuring: Mona Gillen
video editing/cinematography by: Mona Gillen
music & sound editing by: Jed Gillen

A guy sets up a hidden camera and secretly records his date.

Warning: this video contains gratuitous sexual material of a graphic nature usually not seen outside of the Discovery Channel.

Credits:

written & directed by: Jed Gillen
featuring: Mona Gillen & Jed Gillen
video editing/cinematography by: Mona Gillen
music & sound editing by: Jed Gillen

This is one of those “it’s funny ’cause it’s true” kind of things… or maybe it’s not funny at all and people just watch it because it features two hot girls in a bathtub together…

Credits:

written & directed by: Jed Gillen
featuring: Mona Gillen, Jed Gillen, Kaila Yu & William Kidd
video editing/cinematography by: Mona Gillen
music & sound editing by: Jed Gillen

The FCC fined NYPD Blue for showing a woman’s bare butt on TV after having allowed them to show men’s bare butts hundreds of times without penalty– which is just stupid. The main thing we liked about this video, however, is not the commentary about censorship, but our shot-by-shot recreation of the original. Unfortunately, because of copyrights, we can’t show you that here. Trust us, though; it’s pretty damn close.

Credits:

written & directed by: Jed Gillen
featuring: Jed Gillen & Mona Gillen
video editing/cinematography by: Mona Gillen
music & sound editing by: Jed Gillen

The nice thing about silent films is that they can be understood and enjoyed by people around the world, regardless of what language they speak.  This one was actually stolen and re-uploaded somewhere by a non-English speaker who rendered the title as ”Hot Woman Face Big Problem in Toilet”.  Hot woman face big problem in toilet, indeed!

Credits:

written & directed by: Jed Gillen
featuring: Mona Gillen & William Kidd
video editing/cinematography by: Mona Gillen
music & sound editing by: Jed Gillen

Our all-time most popular, probably because it is the only one that has beer, girls in underwear, girls making out with each other, and a drunken Hasselhoff parody all in the same video.

Credits:

written & directed by: Jed Gillen
featuring: Mona Gillen & Anna Bohn
video editing/cinematography by: Mona Gillen
music & sound editing by: Jed Gillen

This video caused quite a sensation when it was released. It is, to date, our only effort to be ridiculed on Fox News the day after we put it online.

Credits:

written & directed by: Jed Gillen
featuring: Mona Gillen
video editing/cinematography by: Mona Gillen
music & sound editing by: Jed Gillen

Pandering at its worst (or best?). Based upon the dumbest, oldest cliche in the world, this video has been phenomonally successful due to its promise (and delivery) of butt crack. We’re not terribly proud of our work here and have long hoped that this video would eventually fade into obscurity. That’s never going to happen though, is it?

Credits:

written & directed by: Jed Gillen
featuring: Mona Gillen
video editing/cinematography by: Mona Gillen
music & sound editing by: Jed Gillen

Metacafe has traditionally been dominated by how-to videos. When people kept telling us that we’d do better if we switched from underwear videos to how-to’s, we took it very much to heart and created this fake how-to that doesn’t actually teach you how to do anything and features a girl in her underwear.

This video hasn’t really been all that popular anywhere except for on iFilm, whose staff took the liberty of changing the name to “How to Wash Your Pussy”.  About 200,000 people have clicked on it and, presumably, been horribly disappointed.

Credits:

written & directed by: Jed Gillen
featuring: Mona Gillen & Sam
video editing/cinematography by: Mona Gillen
music & sound editing by: Jed Gillen

(Note: no animals were harmed– or drugged– during the making of this video. He’s just really relaxed about being bathed!)

A girl walks into a room. Her clothes start disappearing. People cheer. Her clothes start coming back. People boo. Then they cheer again.

Credits:

featuring: Mona Gillen
video editing by: Mona Gillen
music & sound editing by: Jed Gillen